Spring has sprung!

You can call me:
Fanndis
T'Suma
Losseth

Bi - or pan. Don't really give a damn.

Identify and present (mostly) female, with masculine leanings. Don't know if that counts as binary. Don't really care.

Located in the Southern U.S.; moving to the Lone Star State for Uni in the fall.

In love with Loki, Christine Chapel, and some guy named Jeremy. His eyes are more alien than yours.
Who I Follow

deducingsherlockian:

what do you mean this didn’t happen

(via give-me-time-and-a-crayon)

florafaunamerryweather:

have you accepted natasha romanoff as your lord and saviour

(via carry-on-my-wayward-castiel)

spicyshimmy:

spock coming to understand that ‘talking dirty’ is something terrans enjoy as a sexual experience so he engages jim in a rousing, hour-long discussion about topsoil and minerals and actual dirt and jim is just like ‘what is happening. what the hell is happening right now’

themanwithfrozenhearts:

im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness

(via superlockedhogwartianinthetardis)

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

(via vulcan-ology)

genevievethewise:

eleveninches:

ssebastiansstan:

What does S.H.I.E.L.D. stand for? (x)

SCARJO’S FACE

Ok, let’s try this one: how do you spell Hydra? ;0P

(via numba1fangirl)

stonyinspiration:

Wow, Tony. He’s only going to get milk.

OMG!!! THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!

Steve is like waddling away in his layers!

(via superlockedhogwartianinthetardis)

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

There’s nothing I find funnier on Sherlock than the fact that Anderson imagines Sherlock as being this suave, sexy, cool bamf who catwalks around kissing girls. When in reality he’s an adorable little gay sweetheart who folds napkins, blows things up by mistake, flails around, and glues pictures of John’s head to things.

(via numba1fangirl)

posiprinces:

toboldlysplitinfinitive:


Some ducks because you are sad

thank you they are adorable you’re fab uwu

HE SHOOK HIMSELF SO HARD HE ALMOST FELL OVER 

posiprinces:

toboldlysplitinfinitive:

Some ducks because you are sad

thank you they are adorable you’re fab uwu

HE SHOOK HIMSELF SO HARD HE ALMOST FELL OVER 

(via rainemanon)

spicyshimmy:

spirkcantwerk:

spicyshimmy:

i don’t even understand how star trek happened to me. be careful, kids. star trek is out there and it can happen to you too

use a condom

you mean a khandom right

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via vulcan-ology)

datkarkatass:

2srooky:

I casually mentioned my tumblr in class a last week and this really popular girl who kinda disses on me a lot was like “Oh yeah, tumblr! I’m super famous on there, I have like 100 followers, It’s so hard to get them on Tumblr I bet you don’t even have that many.” 

"One thousand one hundred and eighty."

"Excuse me?"

"I have one thousand one hundred and eighty followers on tumblr."

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(via castielgetoutofmyasstiel)